“Tell me what you know about vampires.” I said to Jetta as we were cooking dinner. And then my mother almost snarfed her wine all over the counter. “Please don’t laugh, I am serious.”
“I think someone shouldn’t be watching Nosferatu when they are already having a hard time dreaming. Vampires Gaspard? Really?” she asked as she wiped off her chin and the counter in front of her.
She mused to herself as she slowly peeled the skin from a grape, tossing it into a messy pile on the counter in front of her. Finally I couldn’t take it any more.
“That’s enough,” I said snatching the grape from between her fingers and popping it into my mouth. I bit down with my mouth open squirting juice in her direction.
“Now that’s no way to get what you want,” she retorted, getting back up to grab a rag and wipe the counter. “You seriously want to know about vampires? Why don’t you get online and do some research?”
“Because I don’t want to sift through all the bullshit vampire crap out there; I don’t want movies and gimmicks. There is so much vampire garbage out there now a day; apparently they are all the rage.”
Jetta snorted. “If only they knew…” she said drifting off into her thoughts.
“Mère s’il vous plait, tell me what you know.”
“It’s not much really. They keep very private. It is easier now more than ever for them to co-exist undetected, particularly in a town like this, with hospitals galore. Over population and poverty the world over has made disappearances and sudden death more easily looked over, especially when it comes to the sick and dying. Vampires don’t need to have healthy blood, just blood, or so I’ve heard, so many have taken up residencies and careers in hospitals, nursing homes, even homeless shelters in order to get by.
“I have also heard rumors of those who have learned to get by on a low to no human diet. But those are just rumors. I’m not really sure if that’s possible given their condition. That’s really all I got.”
“What about the sunlight myth?”
“Well that one is tricky. That is one of their little trade secrets they keep to themselves. I personally don’t believe they turn to dust in the sun. It doesn’t seem to make much sense to me since they obviously have fairly normal body and bone structure as us as they are basically human.” I glanced over my shoulder at her. “What? They are. Just with a little magic added to them. Just like us.”
“Can they die?”
“Of course they can. They just won’t die by getting old, or succumbing to illness. They have to be killed physically, and if I am correct, which I’d like to think I am, violently.”
“Violently? How so?”
“Oh Gaspard! All this melancholy is not healthy.”
“It’s not going to kill me. Trust me.”
“Very funny,” she said giving me a truly mom glare. “Why do you want to know?”
“I have a theory,” I said cautiously.
“Oh this ought to be good,” she teased as she stirred the pot. We were making Cajun.
“Look if you’re not interested I can just keep it to myself.”
“No, no, hit me. Tell me what you’ve got brewing that brain of yours.”
“ Well, the other night, after the ritual, I was taking a bath and Idunn spoke to me.”
“Oh Gaspard, how exciting!! What did she say?”
“’My children are coming. Your gift be revealed, your cure be known. As you willed it I grant it. It is up to you to take it.’”
“My children are coming…” she said to herself as she dropped the snipping crawfish into the pot of boiling water. She then turned to me, “Idunn’s children would be children of death?”
“I would assume so.”
“Which would presumably make them dead right?”
“Presumably…” I replied as I chopped up the celery for the dirty rice. “Which says to me two things, vampires or zombies.”
“Well zombies are just ridiculous. Everyone knows that there is no such thing as a zombie,” She said matter-of-factly.
I shook my head at the ridiculousness of the conversation. “So then we are agreed that vampires are the realistic possibility for the children of Idunn?”
“Sure, but I am not sure where you are going with this.”
“Well, I get this message from Idunn, and with in minutes the Pryces are on our doorstep. Then there was the tattoo on Remington,”
“Which was my sign, I assume,”
“Right, and then, don’t you find it a bit odd that this family has owned an undertaking business and cemetery for over 100 years, never changing hands, with children who are more than willing to take it over?” I asked as she was straining the crawfish in a colander, their brilliant orange-red shells lighting up the sink.
“So what are you saying?”
“I think it is obvious that the Pryces are some kind of a sign, but I think they might be a cure,”
“And, if I am following your train of thought correctly,” Jetta interrupted, “you think they might actually be vampires?”
“Exactly. It makes sense, right?”
“I suppose…”
“You know it does!” I whined at her. “Now, let me ask you, how has this spell been affecting you?”
“Nothing too unusual. Some overwhelming dizzy spells, and flash hallucinations of a fiery dragon that I can only assume is the spell reminding me that Remington was the sign. You?”
“Um…nothing really. Just voices in my head.” She had stopped mid-taste-test and was staring at me. “I know what you’re thinking,” her eyes got real wide, “and no, no, not literally. I am not going crazy. I can only hear mine. But then there are her vibes; I guess that is what you would call them.”
“Hers, whose?”
“Veronica’s,” I said with a sigh. It really could have been worse. She was totally hot. Definitely the hottest one in the family. And there was a spunk, a certain feral nature about her, that was very sexy.
“And yours. Well you can always hear yours.” Jetta just shrugged.
“Not like this,” I confessed. “It’s like my conscious and my subconscious are talking to each other. Both conscious—and loud.”
“Well what do they tell you?” She didn’t mean it to be sarcastic, but it certainly was a mocking tone.
“It’s just like I have two people with me and we are always discussing options, or hashing out ideas, or looking for something with one set of eyes and three brains.”
“And Veronica’s…what? Energy?”
“She’s different. With her it’s like something inside me, whispering, or giving me a nudge towards the right thing to do or say.”
“Hmm…” Jetta was scooping a heaping pile of dirty rice onto her plate and piling crawfish onto mine. “What do you think is the purpose of that?”
“I’m not quite sure really,” I said and took a mouthful of food. “Maybe it was just a sign. Kind of like you seeing the dragon.”
“Maybe it is a means of locating her when you’re ready.”
“But ready for what? And besides she goes to school with me. She is in almost all of my classes. I know where to find her.”
“Maybe it will give you a clue as to how she will fix things.”
“Well whatever it is, at least I’ll get to know her better. She’s never even looked at me before. Now, if nothing else, maybe I’ll get a shot at one of the hottest girls in school.” I said it without even thinking about it. As soon as I said it I knew it was true. Until then I hadn’t realized I had harbored such an attraction to Veronica Pryce. Apparently that was something my now conscious subconscious had been hiding from me until now.
I glanced over at Jetta as she snapped the head off of one of her minuscule lobsters, a smug smirk on her face as she sucked its innards out. “What?”
“Nothing,” she said with a smile.
“Not nothing. What?”
“ It’s just that I have been waiting centuries for you to find someone to love, and here the answer was a beatless heart away. Hundreds of years of women at your disposal, and it is only when you are begging for death that you find something to live for.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one said anything about love,” I was putting a stop to that kind of talk. “How about we focus on figuring the puzzle that needs to be solved, and getting me fixed first, then we’ll worry about love huh?”
“What ever you say son, but how do you know you don’t need love in order to ‘solve this puzzle’ as you so astutely put it?”
“Whatever. I think I am going out tonight,” I stated, clearly closing the subject.
“Going out? You never go out. Where are you going?”
“I dunno. Someplace fairly close. I want to get out, socialize. Have a drink. Maybe I’ll go down to Type O Negative.”
“O Negative huh,” Jetta asked thoughtfully as she cleared away my plate. “Interesting.”
“Why is that interesting?”
“Have you ever been there?”
“No. Why?”
“No reason. Why not go somewhere you know? Like Kaya? Or The Happy Day? They’re close.”
“Is there something wrong with Type O Negative? Have you been there?”
“I have. Do you know anything about Type O Negative?”
“Not really. I know it is a Goth bar. I know it is above the Recovery Room. I know it is a tea house during the day.”
“Why did you pick that bar then?”
“No reason. It just popped into my head.”
“Do you know who owns it?”
“No. Do you?”
“I do,” she said smartly. She turned around and faced me, a big smile on her face.
“Who?”
“Luna Anne Worthshire Pryce.”
Oh I thought. “That is interesting.”
“And you know what else?”
“What’s that?” I could guess what was coming.
“Your Veronica is one of their best bartenders.”
Of course she is. “Huh…”
“I guess that spell worked better than we thought. It’s pulling you right to her.”
“No it’s not. She probably won’t even be there.”
“Of course she will.”
“How do you know?”
“Why else would you decide to go to a bar you’ve never been to, on a Saturday night, alone?”
“Something to do?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Well either way, I am gonna go get dressed,” and I got up and left the dining room headed for the stairs.
“Wear something black,” she called after me, “It is a goth bar. And you look good in black,” she added at the end.
Great. Wear something black to the goth bar that you are only going to because the hot maybe vampire girl who might be your salvation, may be bartending, and your brain is making these decisions against your will. “What has my life come to?” I asked myself as I climbed the stairs to get dressed.